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All Hail the Spammer (or else!)

ahh! the spammer is quite the hammer!
pound pound pound pound pound
had enough? Wait there's more
pound pound pound pound pound
Had enough? Wait there's more
pound pound pound pound pound
wait! someone else got one in!!!
How dare they commit this egregious sin!
what is this clamor!
to outdo the spammer?
pound pound pound pound pound
Now that nail is hammered down
but just a moment, mine has declined!
oh someone clicked like, how divine!
I must be polite each and every single time
thank you, thank you and thank you too
now I'm right back above you too woohoo!
pound pound pound pound pound
Wait there's more
aren't I the attention…what rhymes with more?


                                                                                                                                                      *for certain Facebook spammers*
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Written by Scott Schoffstall                                *Well at first this was for a certain spammer but I'm finding it common on FB.
© June 11, 2011                                                            You've heard of attention deficit disorder? Well this is a variation on that.*
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